Burp Cloths

I have learned that burp cloths do not work the way I believe they should.  

It does not matter where you put the burp cloth-
you will still end up with spit up somewhere on you,
 and it will most likely not be on the burp cloth. 

The burp cloth is there just to clean up the damage.

I'm sure- just like other mommies-
I have had spit up run between my fingers,
down my arm, down my leg,
on my shoulder, in my shoe,
on the carpet, on the couch,
in the car seat, on my cheek
on a blanket, and on the dog.

I could go on and on and on.
But, I think you get the point though.

Thank you burp cloths for being there to clean up the damage.
Sorry you are no good to use as you were intended.